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Trust me.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVintage Vibes, Modern Comfort!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGarment-dyed, vintage-washed fleece gives you that soft, worn-in feel without twenty years of breaking it in. The relaxed fit is perfect with jeans, on chilly mornings or while schlepping around the mothership as your Bay Rum dries down. 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