{"product_id":"rabid-banana-star-jelly-aftershave-mentholated","title":"Rabid Banana Star Jelly Aftershave  - 5 Oz","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEverybody's favorite Banana scent is back, Rabid Banana!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Scent Profile: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet, Nostalgic, Starchy, Fruity, Fresh. You'll be dazed and amazed where this scent takes you I guarantee. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt really is perfect for summer!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"text-decoration: none; background: #f59542; font-size: 16px; text-align: center; font-family: arial-black; cursor: pointer; color: #07548f; padding: 12px 30px; border-radius: 3px;\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/rabid-banana\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind The Rabid Banana Collection HERE!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cu\u003eImagine this\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: it’s 1986, your BMX is \"parked\" on the lawn, “Explorers” is on VHS, and you just peeled a scratch-n-sniff sticker that smells like pure happiness. That’s Rabid Banana. It doesn’t whisper banana, it shouts it across dimensions. Sweet. Starchy. Fruity. Fresh. Unmistakably \"80's banana\". Like your childhood memories took a joyride through hyperspace and crash-landed into your shave den. (Note: Rewatch Explorers tonight)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoug, are you serious?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDead serious.This is straight-up Laffy Taffy Banana, zero apologies, zero hesitation. It grabs you by the schnoz and hurls you back to Reagan-era bliss where every sticker, eraser, lip balm, and summer breeze smelled like ripe bananas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut why “Rabid”?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause this banana doesn’t sit quietly in the fruit bowl. This scent lunges. It’s an aggressive reminder that summer isn’t about restraint, it’s about full-throttle joy, laughter, dripping popsicles, and smelling like the best part of the candy aisle at warp 9.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deionized Water, Perfumers Alcohol, Caprylic\/Capric Triglycerides, Glycerin, Butylene Glycol, Caprylyl Methicone, Ammonium Acryloyldimethyltaurate\/VP Copolymer, Cetearyl Alcohol, Allantoin, Menthol (if mentholated), Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Hexylene Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Banana Oil, Parfum (Fragrance)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e150ml Amber Bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Mentholated","offer_id":39535555674160,"sku":"","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NON Mentholated","offer_id":39535555706928,"sku":"","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/products\/rabid-banana-star-jelly-aftershave-5-oz-451042.jpg?v=1749890883","url":"https:\/\/phoenixshaving.com\/products\/rabid-banana-star-jelly-aftershave-mentholated","provider":"Phoenix Shaving","version":"1.0","type":"link"}