{"product_id":"high-strangeness-bermuda-triangle-advent-calendar-limited","title":"High Strangeness Bermuda Triangle Calendar! | Very Limited!","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[\u003cem\u003eseriously, stop thinking of shaking the box already\u003c\/em\u003e.]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe ocean remembers things. \u003cem\u003eThat’s the problem.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eMen charted it, named it, crossed it in steel hulls and prop planes and nuclear submarines, \u003cem\u003ebut the Atlantic never agreed to any of this.\u003c\/em\u003e Especially in regard to the section between Florida, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico where instruments begin behaving like skittery, frightened animals and time itself develops soft spots. The Bermuda Triangle. A ridiculous name, really. Sounds almost harmless. Geometric. Academic. Something sketched by a man in a pith hat sitting in his secret scent lab. Maybe even a tropical instrument for the talentless, \u003cem\u003eno? \u003c\/em\u003eIt just sounds laughable. In short, a clever\/dumb band name for a power trio working on a cruise ship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBut people vanished there. \u003cem\u003eJust gone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eA tanker carrying molten sulfur. An entire flight of Navy bombers. Radio operators in calm weather suddenly talking as if they were fever dreaming. Compass needles wandering in slow circles as if drunk. Lights beneath the water moving against the current. Objects dropping from impossible angles out of the sky long before mankind had the machinery to explain them away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd then came television.\u003c\/em\u003e That was when it really infected our imagination. (and surely the reason this advent calendar exists)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/In_search_of_hi_rez.png?v=1780058956\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThe seventies \u0026amp; eighties. The golden ages of carpeted paranoia. Wood paneling. Cigarette smoke hovering in living rooms while Leonard Nimoy quietly informed America that reality was much thinner than previously advertised. Or Arthur C. Clarke staring directly into your soul at eleven-thirty at night while your parents slept in the next room. Or maybe you viewed these shows and TV Specials past your bedtime, hiding at the top of the stairs while your older siblings or parents watched it! You sat perched there, quiet as a mouse, taking it all in: \u003cem\u003eadult stuff\u003c\/em\u003e. You fell asleep those nights staring at the ceiling, totally convinced the world contained hidden doors and elite cabals and ancient signals buried beneath static. Your comics had been right all along. \u003cem\u003eDuh.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThat\/those feeling (s) is what this calendar is about.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eNo dessert or ice cream scents this time around. The High-Strangeness Calendar was engineered differently. Like an artifact recovered from a flooded filing cabinet in some abandoned naval research station...\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eor The Smithsonian.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e (it's always the Smithsonian, no?)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntroducing the High-Strangeness Fine Fragrance Calendar, The Bermuda Triangle Edition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Six fine fragrances. Six matching shave soaps and aftershave\/colognes. Six sealed atmospheric incidents distilled, reduced and disguised as grooming products! (In fact, I shouldn't even be mentioning this part)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBeginning June 15th, you open door #1.\u003c\/b\u003e Not before. The sequence matters. The old researchers used to say phenomena became unstable when observed out of order. But nobody listened, obviously. That’s why half those men ended up with a \"drool\", babbling about electronic fog and missing time while under heavy sedation in military hospitals. But shave cadets are better than that. We have um...\u003cem\u003euh, patience? \u003c\/em\u003e(Seriously folks, I'm trusting you to do this right...otherwise the spell is broken!) \u003cstrong\u003e#NoPeeking\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhere was I? \u003c\/em\u003eOrder of operations. right.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eSo you open one door each day, for the next 6 days! Easy peasy lemon squeezy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003cstrong\u003e#YouGotThis\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eInside is a fine fragrance linked to an era, an event, a vanished signal. Cold machinery humming in radar rooms. Salt air pushing through cargo ship corridors at three in the morning. Tropical mildew crawling along the walls of forgotten marinas. Hot circuitry. Wet teakwood. Ancient, yellowing paper maps folded beside shortwave radios glowing green in bamboo huts while summer rain hammers the sand. [You know, your standard issue PAA product.]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe scents move through time strangely. Some feel familiar immediately, like memories you misplaced in childhood. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eHomages?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Others arrive later, hours afterward, while driving home at night or standing alone in your bathroom mirror wondering why the room suddenly feels twenty years older than it did ten minutes ago.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e T\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003ehe future?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat’s intentional. \u003cem\u003eNo, really.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe calendar itself resembles evidence. Something assembled in secret by men who stopped sleeping correctly sometime around 1976. The kind of thing found in a storage locker purchased at auction after a mysterious disappearance. Strange diagrams. Oracle coins.  \u003cb\u003eAlerts\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003eno one takes seriously until it’s too late.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eAnd again, there are warnings. \u003cb\u003eDo not skip ahead.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003eDo not open multiple doors. Do not shake the box no matter what you think you hear moving inside it.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEspecially after midnight in June.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThe countdown culminates on June 20th. By then the entire atmosphere changes. You begin noticing things. Old episodes of \"In Search Of\" appearing in your recommended feed. Dead radio frequencies suddenly active again. An irrational desire to buy snorkeling equipment and a Speedo despite living nowhere near the ocean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfectly normal side effects.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eThe High-Strangeness Fragrance Calendar exists for people who remember when mystery still had innocence. Before everything became crazy pants. Before every unexplained event was flattened into a soulless algorithm and fed back to you with advertisements attached.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is for the people who still slow down when they see fog rolling over dark water. For the people who secretly want the world to remain unexplained. 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