{"product_id":"clown-fruit-natural-deodorant-sport-strength-freaky-festive-like-you","title":"Clown Fruit Natural Deodorant | Sport Strength | Freaky \u0026 Festive (like you!)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFEAR Absolute.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eSTEP RIGHT UP,  STEP RIGHT UP SHAVE CADETS!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Give a raucous round of applause for the eerie, enchanting return of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCLOWN FRUIT!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eA strange, yet seductive potion, glowing with magic and mystery, so wildly sought after that many are left wandering the earth, crestfallen and empty-handed, until Clown Fruit season rolls around once more. It’s a maddening wait \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSO GRAB HIM WHILE WE HAVE HIM CONTAINED!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Long Running, Show-Stopping Scent from the Other Side: 10 Years!!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #b42d1c;\" class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/clown-fruit-collection\" title=\"Find the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow, back to the Greatest Shave On Earth!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat is Clown Fruit, and Why Should You Love It?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAh, Clown Fruit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e! Born nearly a decade ago from pure, unbridled experimentation! I was deep into old-school perfuming, scouring vintage texts and dusty apothecary cookbooks, hunting for forgotten recipes and ancient secrets. The techniques I found were as varied as they were intriguing, so I decided to give my own ideas a spin, mixing in a little alchemy from the brewing world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoon, I was tossing oak cubes into batches to capture that rich, aged quality, much like fine spirits in a cask. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe results?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e EPIC enough to make me invest in real oak barrels! But, the night came when I realized I needed something more…\u003cem\u003esomething mystical.\u003c\/em\u003e Enter absinthe, the Green Fairy herself! I added wormwood to the mix, bringing a whole new level of intrigue and atmosphere to the scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn short, these tweaks turned Clown Fruit into an intoxicating Frankenstein blend, a potion crafted from bits and pieces of everything magical and strange. It’s a madcap creation, with layers upon layers of character, and it’s one of our original scents that started us on a path of doing things very differently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNow, let's talk scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsinthe, the Green Fairy herself! No stranger to strange activity and the paranormal, this elixir has always had an air of mystery. Few dare drink its sweet, sinister taste in daylight, and you know there's a valid reason for that...but it escapes me, it’s probably best left to the shadows for now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then, we have the Elderberry. In pagan lore, the elder tree was revered, believed to possess powers of protection, dream-inducing magic, and healing. Elder wood, leaves, and berries were prized for warding off harm, hung over doorways, or placed in sacred spaces. Even the flowers were used in facial washes for good measure. But spend the night beneath an elder tree, they said, and you’d dream of the faerie lands. Yet, on the other hand, among Christian traditions, the elder became a symbol of sorrow and death. It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches. (clearly we've thought of everything. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe got you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe (un)Holy Oak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. Each of these deities commanded the rain, thunder, and lightning, and it’s no coincidence that the mighty oak drew lightning strikes more than any other tree. Was it low electrical resistance or something more magical? \u003cem\u003eWho’s to say? \u003c\/em\u003eBut this towering force became a symbol of raw power and divine connection, a bridge between earth and sky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Druids, with their deep reverence for nature, often conducted their rites in sacred oak groves, believing the tree to hold special magic. The word \u003cem\u003eDruid\u003c\/em\u003e itself likely means “men of the oaks,” and these wise mystics believed that mistletoe growing on an oak was a direct gift from the gods, placed there, perhaps, by a divine lightning strike. This blend of reverence and ritual is what, I believe,  we’ve captured in Clown Fruit. Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the \u003cstrong\u003eHotel Cecil Edition! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Cult Classic!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic\u003cem\u003e! \u003c\/em\u003eIf this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique, head turning frag all year long\u003cstrong\u003e! \u003c\/strong\u003eBut more importantly, once you let Clown Fruit into your house,\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Sleep With One Eye Open! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#9900ff\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave A Safe \u0026amp; Happy Halloween!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eAbsolutely zero parabens, propylene glycol, aluminum,alcohol or triclosan can be found in our creations\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eIn all Field trials they have passed with flying colors: first dates, cocktail parties, camping, tight rope walking and the random briss...never failed once. Made with the purest \u0026amp; highest quality ingredients on earth.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cem\u003eOur deodorants are handcrafted one batch at a time.  We use the best ingredients we can find to bring you a superior product.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eNOTE: This is DEODORANT not Antiperspirant!\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003engredients\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Coconut Oil, Beeswax, Cocoa Butter, Arrowroot Powder, Shea Butter, Sodium Bicarbonate, Zinc Oxide, Organic Non GMO Corn Starch, Kaolin Clay, Organic Avocado Oil, Cape Aloe Powder,  Potassium Alum, Essential Oils and\/or Fragrance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eHandmade in Arizona, USA\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eNet Wt. 2.5oz.\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40607798624304,"sku":"","price":13.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/clown-fruit-natural-deodorant-sport-strength-freaky-festive-like-you-599894.jpg?v=1759257314","url":"https:\/\/phoenixshaving.com\/products\/clown-fruit-natural-deodorant-sport-strength-freaky-festive-like-you","provider":"Phoenix Shaving","version":"1.0","type":"link"}