{"title":"Rabid Banana","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"rabid-banana-artisan-shave-soap-special-summer-seasonal","title":"Rabid Banana Artisan Shave Soap | Ultra Premium Formula CK-6 | 4 oz","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEverybody's favorite Banana scent is back, Rabid Banana!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Scent Profile: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet, Nostalgic, Starchy, Fruity, Fresh. You'll be dazed and amazed where this scent takes you I guarantee. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt really is perfect for summer!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/rabid-banana\" style=\"text-decoration: none; background: #f59542; font-size: 16px; text-align: center; font-family: arial-black; cursor: pointer; color: #07548f; padding: 12px 30px; border-radius: 3px;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind The Rabid Banana Collection HERE!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cu\u003eImagine this\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: it’s 1986, your BMX is \"parked\" on the lawn, “Explorers” is on VHS, and you just peeled a scratch-n-sniff sticker that smells like pure happiness. That’s Rabid Banana. It doesn’t whisper banana, it shouts it across dimensions. Sweet. Starchy. Fruity. Fresh. Unmistakably \"80's banana\". Like your childhood memories took a joyride through hyperspace and crash-landed into your shave den. (Note: Rewatch Explorers tonight)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoug, are you serious?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDead serious.This is straight-up Laffy Taffy Banana, zero apologies, zero hesitation. It grabs you by the schnoz and hurls you back to Reagan-era bliss where every sticker, eraser, lip balm, and summer breeze smelled like ripe bananas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut why “Rabid”?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause this banana doesn’t sit quietly in the fruit bowl. This scent lunges. It’s an aggressive reminder that summer isn’t about restraint, it’s about full-throttle joy, laughter, dripping popsicles, and smelling like the best part of the candy aisle at warp 9.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 oz [113 g] Tub of (AWESOME!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoap Ingredients\u003c\/strong\u003e: Potassium Stearate, Glycerin, Potassium Cocoate, Aqua, Potassium Kokumate, Sodium Lactate, Potassium Shea Butterate, Potassium Castorate, Sodium Stearate, Potassium Cocoa Butterate, Potassium Avocadoate, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Theobroma Grandiflorum (Cupuacu) Butter, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAstrocaryum (Murumuru) Seed Butter, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlatonia Insignis (Bacuri) Seed Butter, Banana Oil, Parfum [Fragrance]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7675362115632,"sku":"","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/products\/rabid-banana-artisan-shave-soap-ultra-premium-formula-ck-6-4-oz-210676.jpg?v=1749890884"},{"product_id":"rabid-banana-star-jelly-aftershave-mentholated","title":"Rabid Banana Star Jelly Aftershave  - 5 Oz","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEverybody's favorite Banana scent is back, Rabid Banana!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Scent Profile: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet, Nostalgic, Starchy, Fruity, Fresh. You'll be dazed and amazed where this scent takes you I guarantee. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt really is perfect for summer!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"text-decoration: none; background: #f59542; font-size: 16px; text-align: center; font-family: arial-black; cursor: pointer; color: #07548f; padding: 12px 30px; border-radius: 3px;\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/rabid-banana\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind The Rabid Banana Collection HERE!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cu\u003eImagine this\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: it’s 1986, your BMX is \"parked\" on the lawn, “Explorers” is on VHS, and you just peeled a scratch-n-sniff sticker that smells like pure happiness. That’s Rabid Banana. It doesn’t whisper banana, it shouts it across dimensions. Sweet. Starchy. Fruity. Fresh. Unmistakably \"80's banana\". Like your childhood memories took a joyride through hyperspace and crash-landed into your shave den. (Note: Rewatch Explorers tonight)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoug, are you serious?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDead serious.This is straight-up Laffy Taffy Banana, zero apologies, zero hesitation. It grabs you by the schnoz and hurls you back to Reagan-era bliss where every sticker, eraser, lip balm, and summer breeze smelled like ripe bananas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut why “Rabid”?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause this banana doesn’t sit quietly in the fruit bowl. This scent lunges. It’s an aggressive reminder that summer isn’t about restraint, it’s about full-throttle joy, laughter, dripping popsicles, and smelling like the best part of the candy aisle at warp 9.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deionized Water, Perfumers Alcohol, Caprylic\/Capric Triglycerides, Glycerin, Butylene Glycol, Caprylyl Methicone, Ammonium Acryloyldimethyltaurate\/VP Copolymer, Cetearyl Alcohol, Allantoin, Menthol (if mentholated), Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Hexylene Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Banana Oil, Parfum (Fragrance)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e150ml Amber Bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Mentholated","offer_id":39535555674160,"sku":"","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NON Mentholated","offer_id":39535555706928,"sku":"","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/products\/rabid-banana-star-jelly-aftershave-5-oz-451042.jpg?v=1749890883"},{"product_id":"rabid-banana-shaving-soap-star-jelly-aftershave-bundle-deal-summer-seasonal","title":"Rabid Banana Shaving Soap \u0026 Aftershave | Ultra Premium Formula CK-6 | 4 oz","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEverybody's favorite Banana scent is back, Rabid Banana!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIRST 50 CK6 Bundles Sold will come with a LE Holographic Label!!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Scent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet, Nostalgic, Starchy, Fruity, Fresh. You'll be dazed and amazed where this scent takes you I guarantee. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt really is perfect for summer!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/rabid-banana\" style=\"text-decoration: none; background: #f59542; font-size: 16px; text-align: center; font-family: arial-black; cursor: pointer; color: #07548f; padding: 12px 30px; border-radius: 3px;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind The Rabid Banana Collection HERE!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cu\u003eImagine this\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: it’s 1986, your BMX is \"parked\" on the lawn, “Explorers” is on VHS, and you just peeled a scratch-n-sniff sticker that smells like pure happiness. That’s Rabid Banana. It doesn’t whisper banana, it shouts it across dimensions. Sweet. Starchy. Fruity. Fresh. Unmistakably \"80's banana\". Like your childhood memories took a joyride through hyperspace and crash-landed into your shave den. (Note: Rewatch Explorers tonight)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoug, are you serious?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDead serious.This is straight-up Laffy Taffy Banana, zero apologies, zero hesitation. It grabs you by the schnoz and hurls you back to Reagan-era bliss where every sticker, eraser, lip balm, and summer breeze smelled like ripe bananas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut why “Rabid”?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause this banana doesn’t sit quietly in the fruit bowl. This scent lunges. It’s an aggressive reminder that summer isn’t about restraint, it’s about full-throttle joy, laughter, dripping popsicles, and smelling like the best part of the candy aisle at warp 9.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAftershave\/Cologne Ingredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eAlcohol, Calendula Hydrosol, Fragrance, Almond Kernel Extract, Calendula Extract, Aloe, Glycerin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoap Ingredients\u003c\/strong\u003e: Potassium Stearate, Glycerin, Potassium Cocoate, Aqua, Potassium Kokumate, Sodium Lactate, Potassium Shea Butterate, Potassium Castorate, Sodium Stearate, Potassium Cocoa Butterate, Potassium Avocadoate, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Theobroma Grandiflorum (Cupuacu) Butter, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAstrocaryum (Murumuru) Seed Butter, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlatonia Insignis (Bacuri) Seed Butter, Parfum [Fragrance]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e100Ml [3.4 fl oz] Glass Flask, w\/ Orifice Reducer\/ 4oz jar Artisan Shave Soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eExternal Use Only, Discontinue Use if Irritation Occurs\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"No Discount","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7675771813936,"sku":"","price":44.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/products\/rabid-banana-shaving-soap-aftershave-ultra-premium-formula-ck-6-4-oz-836436.jpg?v=1749890882"},{"product_id":"rabid-banana-cube-6oz-preshave-soap-contains-banana-oil-prickly-pear-jojoba-oil-sweet-almond-oil-aloe-more","title":"Rabid Banana Hybrid CUBE 2.0  Preshave Soap | Contains Banana Oil!","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen it comes to all the alien life forms that have passed thru the PAA Universe, CUBE has aways been the most curious. Silent in its observations, yet daring as a spectator. This strategy has proved most successful for our 6 sided friend, at least until recent events...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #07548f;\" class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/rabid-banana\" title=\"Find the ENTIRE Rabid Banana Here!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind the ENTIRE Rabid Banana Collection Here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"text_exposed_show\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eCUBE maybe got a little careless with this one, or maybe CUBE was preoccupied with something else, more likely, CUBE fell victim to the intoxicating venom of classic banana...\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eor rather, fell prey to Rabid Banana!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eRabid Banana CUBE Hybrid has not only taken on the color of the Rabid Banana but also its infectious scent...\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eLook Out!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThis Rabid Banana Cube Hybrid does not contain Activated Charcoal\u003cstrong\u003e BUT, \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003edoes contain Real Banana Oil!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade with REAL Banana Oil...but why should I care?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWell Banana Oil has some really epic benefits, so I figured\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eWhy Not? It is very moisturizing and can help with overly\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003edry, flaky skin.  Got Dull, Dry Skin?  Give Some Banana Oil a try!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003col start=\"5\"\u003e\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Just got the Cube in my last order. I thought gimmick at first but I am willing to try most new things. I normally use Crown King Prickly Pear Pre-Shave Jelly. After using Cube the first time, I realized the only gimmicky thing is the wonderfully campy way Douglas Smythe presents this and other products.  It is great throughout the process but the post-shave feel is the best part. It is worth a shot, you won't be disappointed\".\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e~David Jones\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCUBE\u003c\/strong\u003e - 8 ounces and 6 sides of solid otherworldliness. \u003cstrong\u003eCUBE\u003c\/strong\u003e is \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e your everyday preshave. \u003cstrong\u003eCUBE\u003c\/strong\u003e takes your shave to another dimension adding \u003cstrong\u003eextra protection\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ehydration\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eslickness\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eglide\u003c\/strong\u003e. A powerhouse of slick with a kick of \u003cstrong\u003eBanana Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is Preshave Soap BETTER Than Preshave Oil?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell first off, as with anything in life, it all comes down to personal preference. I can tell you why\u003cem\u003e I\u003c\/em\u003e think it's better, but in the end, do what works for you! First off, unlike using oil, a Preshave Soap will not gunk up your gear and rinses away easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI was seriously turned off by all the clean up involved when using oils. Plus I was always concerned about it getting into my favorite brushes undetected and going rancid. Also, applying oil with your hands then holding onto a blade is not the safest move in my book. [\u003cem\u003eThat said\u003c\/em\u003e, if you currently use an oil, apply it with your non-shaver hand!] In short, Preshave Oils inspired me to find a better way!\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy a Preshave Soap is More Effective.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA preshave soap really offers more bang for your buck; for one, it's more affordable and longer lasting. Use it first to clean the face before you shave, then rinse. Then reapply the soap prior to whipping up lather: First in a circular motion, then against the grain. The soap gets under the hairs, slightly propping them up, giving the blade more surface area to \"bite\" on to. 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That’s Rabid Banana. It doesn’t whisper banana, it shouts it across dimensions. Sweet. Starchy. Fruity. Fresh. Unmistakably \"80's banana\". Like your childhood memories took a joyride through hyperspace and crash-landed into your shave den. (Note: Rewatch Explorers tonight)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoug, are you serious?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDead serious.This is straight-up Laffy Taffy Banana, zero apologies, zero hesitation. 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Treat it like the sacred relic it is.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: Side effects may include flashbacks to 1980s MacDonald Land Cups, involuntary humming of retro cartoon jingles, and intense cravings for banana popsicles.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42108211789872,"sku":"3733528_16359","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/the-epic-rabid-banana-pint-glass-198679.jpg?v=1749803134"},{"product_id":"rabid-banana-natural-deodorant","title":"Rabid Banana Natural Deodorant","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEverybody's favorite Banana scent is back, Rabid Banana!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f21e1e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Scent Profile: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet, Nostalgic, Starchy, Fruity, Fresh. 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That’s Rabid Banana. It doesn’t whisper banana, it shouts it across dimensions. Sweet. Starchy. Fruity. Fresh. Unmistakably \"80's banana\". Like your childhood memories took a joyride through hyperspace and crash-landed into your shave den. (Note: Rewatch Explorers tonight)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoug, are you serious?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDead serious.This is straight-up Laffy Taffy Banana, zero apologies, zero hesitation. It grabs you by the schnoz and hurls you back to Reagan-era bliss where every sticker, eraser, lip balm, and summer breeze smelled like ripe bananas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut why “Rabid”?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause this banana doesn’t sit quietly in the fruit bowl. This scent lunges. It’s an aggressive reminder that summer isn’t about restraint, it’s about full-throttle joy, laughter, dripping popsicles, and smelling like the best part of the candy aisle at warp 9.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAbsolutely zero parabens, propylene glycol, alcohol or triclosan can be found in our creations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eIn all Field trials they have passed with flying colors: first dates, cocktail parties, camping, tight rope walking and the random briss...never failed once. 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