{"title":"Keepsake Clown Fruit Cake!","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"clown-fruit-cake-2025-holiday-ceramic-ornament-dbl-sided-ceramic-ornaments","title":"Keepsake Clown Fruit Cake 2025 Holiday Ceramic Ornament | Dbl-sided ceramic ornaments!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Phoenix Shaving Yearly Tradition and A Caroling Catastrophe You’ll Treasure Forever!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe PAA clan is back, and this year, they’ve decked the halls (and possibly the asylum) with their most unhinged performance yet! Introducing this years 2025 Clown Fruit Cake Tree Ceramic Ornament, featuring the terrifyingly cheerful Clown Spawn Carolers and some friends! 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