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CUBE takes care of that too! \u003cem\u003eAccept No Imitations! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCUBE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e- 8 ounces and 6 sides of solid otherworldliness.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCUBE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eyour everyday preshave.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCUBE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003etakes your shave to another dimension adding\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eextra protection\u003c\/strong\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehydration\u003c\/strong\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eslickness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eglide\u003c\/strong\u003e.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSweet Almond Oil, Prickly Pear Oil, Jojoba Wax, \u0026amp; Safflower Oil =\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSlick\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNow Contains: \u003c\/strong\u003eBacuri Butter, Capuacu Butter and Murumuru Butter =\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuper Slick and Moisturizing!\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVitamin E \u0026amp; Aloe Vera =\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkin Food\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlycerin is a humectant =\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDraws moisture into the hair, fattening it up \u0026amp; softening it!\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdds a noticeable Boost to any lather! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eBefore shaving, wash face with CUBE. 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Also, applying oil with your hands then holding onto a blade is not the safest move in my book. [\u003cem\u003eThat said\u003c\/em\u003e, if you currently use an oil, apply it with your non-shaver hand!] In short, Preshave Oils inspired me to find a better way!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/search?q=Cube\" title=\"Cube Gear\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCUBE T-Shirt and Coffee Mugs HERE\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy a Preshave Soap is More Effective.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA preshave soap really offers more bang for your buck; for one, it's more affordable and longer lasting. Use it first to clean the face before you shave, then rinse. Then reapply the soap prior to whipping up lather: First in a circular motion, then against the grain. The soap gets under the hairs, slightly propping them up, giving the blade more surface area to \"bite\" onto. The glycerin acts as a humectant pulling more water into the hair, prepping and softening it, thus making it a bigger target to mow down!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/CUBE_Preshave_Soap_Activated_Charcoal_Phoenix_Shaving_large.jpg?v=1506271554\" alt=\"Cube Preshave Soap\" width=\"419\" height=\"320\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCUBE?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe release of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCUBE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ehas been a long time coming. For those who are privy to the PAA Universe, you may have seen\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCUBE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ehovering in the background on different labels and in ads...\u003cem\u003eobserving.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eI have read a few interpretations by folks in the forums who have noticed\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCUBE'\u003c\/strong\u003es appearances and have been flummoxed.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat Does it Mean?\u003c\/em\u003e [I super appreciate that folks are becoming more hip to the universe in our labels!]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat Strange Shave Tech is This?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's great to finally bring\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCUBE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto life for people to interface with! Holding it in your hand you can almost feel a force, an energy pulsating,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003edrawing you in\u003c\/em\u003e. However, all I can say at this time is, all shall be revealed in a future installment of the saga. 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It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches. (clearly we've thought of everything. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe got you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe (un)Holy Oak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. 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Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the \u003cstrong\u003eHotel Cecil Edition! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Cult Classic!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic\u003cem\u003e! \u003c\/em\u003eIf this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique, head turning frag all year long\u003cstrong\u003e! \u003c\/strong\u003eBut more importantly, once you let Clown Fruit into your house,\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Sleep With One Eye Open! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#9900ff\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave A Safe \u0026amp; Happy Halloween!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eContains: Silk, Not Vegan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIngredients: Alcohol, Elderflower Hydrosol, Essential\/Fragrance Oils, Glycerin, Aloe Vera, Liquid Silk (non-animal source), Tobacco Absolute - Steeped\/Infused Wormwood \u0026amp; Hungarian Oak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":30996325400624,"sku":"","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/clown-fruit-aftershavecologne-a-phoenix-shaving-freaky-fall-favorite-returns-8887081.png?v=1792199049"},{"product_id":"son-of-clown-fruit-artisan-shaving-soap-aftershave-bundle-deal-ultra-premium-ck-6-formula-5-oz","title":"Clown Fruit Artisan Shaving Soap \u0026 Aftershave Bundle Deal | Ultra Premium CK-6 Formula | 4 oz","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFEAR Absolute.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFirst 50 Clown Fruit CK6 Bundles Include NEW EPIC, 2026 Collectible, Limited Edition Holographic Label!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eSTEP RIGHT UP,  STEP RIGHT UP SHAVE CADETS!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Give a raucous round of applause for the eerie, enchanting return of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCLOWN FRUIT!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eA strange, yet seductive potion, glowing with magic and mystery, so wildly sought after that many are left wandering the earth, crestfallen and empty-handed, until Clown Fruit season rolls around once more. It’s a maddening wait \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSO GRAB HIM WHILE WE HAVE HIM CONTAINED!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Long Running, Show-Stopping Scent from the Other Side: 10 Years!!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #b42d1c;\" class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/clown-fruit-collection\" title=\"Find the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow, back to the Greatest Shave On Earth!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat is Clown Fruit, and Why Should You Love It?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAh, Clown Fruit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e! Born nearly a decade ago from pure, unbridled experimentation! I was deep into old-school perfuming, scouring vintage texts and dusty apothecary cookbooks, hunting for forgotten recipes and ancient secrets. The techniques I found were as varied as they were intriguing, so I decided to give my own ideas a spin, mixing in a little alchemy from the brewing world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoon, I was tossing oak cubes into batches to capture that rich, aged quality, much like fine spirits in a cask. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe results?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e EPIC enough to make me invest in real oak barrels! But, the night came when I realized I needed something more…\u003cem\u003esomething mystical.\u003c\/em\u003e Enter absinthe, the Green Fairy herself! I added wormwood to the mix, bringing a whole new level of intrigue and atmosphere to the scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn short, these tweaks turned Clown Fruit into an intoxicating Frankenstein blend, a potion crafted from bits and pieces of everything magical and strange. It’s a madcap creation, with layers upon layers of character, and it’s one of our original scents that started us on a path of doing things very differently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eYES, Clown Fruit Soap Glows!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOf course, we had to go beyond the ordinary with Clown Fruit. That hint of the paranormal, the spooky, the SciFi, \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eit’s all in there.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e So naturally, I decided to make the soap. The first of its kind in shavedom! \u003cem\u003eWho shaves in the dark, you ask? \u003c\/em\u003e(my lawyer has advises me to stop there)- Ah, but there’s something thrilling, even dangerous, about a glowing soap. That eerie luminescence was the last spark of life needed to turn Clown Fruit into a living legend. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e(\u003cu\u003eand pls, don't attempt to shave in the dark.\u003c\/u\u003e)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNow, let's talk scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsinthe, the Green Fairy herself! No stranger to strange activity and the paranormal, this elixir has always had an air of mystery. Few dare drink its sweet, sinister taste in daylight, and you know there's a valid reason for that...but it escapes me, it’s probably best left to the shadows for now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then, we have the Elderberry. In pagan lore, the elder tree was revered, believed to possess powers of protection, dream-inducing magic, and healing. Elder wood, leaves, and berries were prized for warding off harm, hung over doorways, or placed in sacred spaces. Even the flowers were used in facial washes for good measure. But spend the night beneath an elder tree, they said, and you’d dream of the faerie lands. Yet, on the other hand, among Christian traditions, the elder became a symbol of sorrow and death. It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches. (clearly we've thought of everything. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe got you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe (un)Holy Oak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. Each of these deities commanded the rain, thunder, and lightning, and it’s no coincidence that the mighty oak drew lightning strikes more than any other tree. Was it low electrical resistance or something more magical? \u003cem\u003eWho’s to say? \u003c\/em\u003eBut this towering force became a symbol of raw power and divine connection, a bridge between earth and sky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Druids, with their deep reverence for nature, often conducted their rites in sacred oak groves, believing the tree to hold special magic. The word \u003cem\u003eDruid\u003c\/em\u003e itself likely means “men of the oaks,” and these wise mystics believed that mistletoe growing on an oak was a direct gift from the gods, placed there, perhaps, by a divine lightning strike. This blend of reverence and ritual is what, I believe,  we’ve captured in Clown Fruit. Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the \u003cstrong\u003eHotel Cecil Edition! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Cult Classic!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic\u003cem\u003e! \u003c\/em\u003eIf this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique, head turning frag all year long\u003cstrong\u003e! \u003c\/strong\u003eBut more importantly, once you let Clown Fruit into your house,\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Sleep With One Eye Open! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#9900ff\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave A Safe \u0026amp; Happy Halloween!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100 Ml Glass Flask\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAftershave\/Cologne Ingredients: Alcohol, Elderflower Hydrosol, Essential\/Fragrance Oils, Glycerin, Aloe Vera, Liquid Silk \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(non-animal source)\u003c\/span\u003e, Tobacco Absolute - Steeped\/Infused Wormwood \u0026amp; Hungarian Oak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoap Ingredients\u003c\/strong\u003e: Potassium Stearate, Glycerin, Potassium Cocoate, Aqua, Potassium Kokumate, Sodium Lactate, Potassium Shea Butterate, Potassium Castorate, Sodium Stearate, Potassium Cocoa Butterate, Potassium Avocadoate, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Theobroma Grandiflorum (Capuacu) Butter, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAstrocaryum (Murumuru) Seed Butter, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlatonia Insignis (Bacuri) Seed Butter, Parfum [Fragrance]\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e4 oz Tub\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExternal Use Only, Discontinue Use if Irritation Occurs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade In Arizona, USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"No Discount","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31004599648304,"sku":"","price":44.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/clown-fruit-artisan-shaving-soap-aftershave-bundle-deal-ultra-premium-ck-6-formula-4-oz-4802962.png?v=1792199049"},{"product_id":"son-of-clown-fruit-artisan-shaving-soap-ultra-premium-ck-6-formula-5-oz","title":"Clown Fruit Artisan Shaving Soap | Ultra Premium CK-6 Formula | Yes, It Glows In The Dark! | 4 oz","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFEAR Absolute.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eSTEP RIGHT UP,  STEP RIGHT UP SHAVE CADETS!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Give a raucous round of applause for the eerie, enchanting return of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCLOWN FRUIT!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eA strange, yet seductive potion, glowing with magic and mystery, so wildly sought after that many are left wandering the earth, crestfallen and empty-handed, until Clown Fruit season rolls around once more. It’s a maddening wait \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSO GRAB HIM WHILE WE HAVE HIM CONTAINED!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Long Running, Show-Stopping Scent from the Other Side: 10 Years!!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #b42d1c;\" class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/clown-fruit-collection\" title=\"Find the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow, back to the Greatest Shave On Earth!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat is Clown Fruit, and Why Should You Love It?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAh, Clown Fruit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e! Born nearly a decade ago from pure, unbridled experimentation! I was deep into old-school perfuming, scouring vintage texts and dusty apothecary cookbooks, hunting for forgotten recipes and ancient secrets. The techniques I found were as varied as they were intriguing, so I decided to give my own ideas a spin, mixing in a little alchemy from the brewing world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoon, I was tossing oak cubes into batches to capture that rich, aged quality, much like fine spirits in a cask. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe results?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e EPIC enough to make me invest in real oak barrels! But, the night came when I realized I needed something more…\u003cem\u003esomething mystical.\u003c\/em\u003e Enter absinthe, the Green Fairy herself! I added wormwood to the mix, bringing a whole new level of intrigue and atmosphere to the scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn short, these tweaks turned Clown Fruit into an intoxicating Frankenstein blend, a potion crafted from bits and pieces of everything magical and strange. It’s a madcap creation, with layers upon layers of character, and it’s one of our original scents that started us on a path of doing things very differently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eYES, Clown Fruit Soap Glows!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOf course, we had to go beyond the ordinary with Clown Fruit. That hint of the paranormal, the spooky, the SciFi, \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eit’s all in there.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e So naturally, I decided to make the soap. The first of its kind in shavedom! \u003cem\u003eWho shaves in the dark, you ask? \u003c\/em\u003e(my lawyer has advises me to stop there)- Ah, but there’s something thrilling, even dangerous, about a glowing soap. That eerie luminescence was the last spark of life needed to turn Clown Fruit into a living legend. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e(\u003cu\u003eand pls, don't attempt to shave in the dark.\u003c\/u\u003e)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNow, let's talk scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsinthe, the Green Fairy herself! No stranger to strange activity and the paranormal, this elixir has always had an air of mystery. Few dare drink its sweet, sinister taste in daylight, and you know there's a valid reason for that...but it escapes me, it’s probably best left to the shadows for now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then, we have the Elderberry. In pagan lore, the elder tree was revered, believed to possess powers of protection, dream-inducing magic, and healing. Elder wood, leaves, and berries were prized for warding off harm, hung over doorways, or placed in sacred spaces. Even the flowers were used in facial washes for good measure. But spend the night beneath an elder tree, they said, and you’d dream of the faerie lands. Yet, on the other hand, among Christian traditions, the elder became a symbol of sorrow and death. It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches. (clearly we've thought of everything. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe got you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe (un)Holy Oak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. Each of these deities commanded the rain, thunder, and lightning, and it’s no coincidence that the mighty oak drew lightning strikes more than any other tree. Was it low electrical resistance or something more magical? \u003cem\u003eWho’s to say? \u003c\/em\u003eBut this towering force became a symbol of raw power and divine connection, a bridge between earth and sky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Druids, with their deep reverence for nature, often conducted their rites in sacred oak groves, believing the tree to hold special magic. The word \u003cem\u003eDruid\u003c\/em\u003e itself likely means “men of the oaks,” and these wise mystics believed that mistletoe growing on an oak was a direct gift from the gods, placed there, perhaps, by a divine lightning strike. This blend of reverence and ritual is what, I believe,  we’ve captured in Clown Fruit. Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the \u003cstrong\u003eHotel Cecil Edition! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Cult Classic!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic\u003cem\u003e! \u003c\/em\u003eIf this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique, head turning frag all year long\u003cstrong\u003e! \u003c\/strong\u003eBut more importantly, once you let Clown Fruit into your house,\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Sleep With One Eye Open! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#9900ff\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave A Safe \u0026amp; Happy Halloween!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text_exposed_show\"\u003e4 oz Tub\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text_exposed_show\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoap Ingredients\u003c\/strong\u003e: Potassium Stearate, Glycerin, Potassium Cocoate, Aqua, Potassium Kokumate, Sodium Lactate, Potassium Shea Butterate, Potassium Castorate, Sodium Stearate, Potassium Cocoa Butterate, Potassium Avocadoate, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Theobroma Grandiflorum (Capuacu) Butter, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAstrocaryum (Murumuru) Seed Butter, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlatonia Insignis (Bacuri) Seed Butter, Parfum [Fragrance]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExternal Use Only, Discontinue Use if Irritation Occurs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade In Arizona, USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31004685205552,"sku":"","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/clown-fruit-artisan-shaving-soap-ultra-premium-ck-6-formula-yes-it-glows-in-the-dark-4-oz-6856978.png?v=1792199049"},{"product_id":"son-of-clown-fruit-star-jelly-aftershave-a-whole-new-species-of-aftershave-mentholated-5oz","title":"Clown Fruit Star Jelly Aftershave | A Whole New Species of Aftershave | Mentholated or Menthol Free | 5oz","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBOOM, Behold...Star Jelly, A whole new aftershave experience! Better Than a Balm! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFEAR Absolute.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eSTEP RIGHT UP,  STEP RIGHT UP SHAVE CADETS!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Give a raucous round of applause for the eerie, enchanting return of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCLOWN FRUIT!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eA strange, yet seductive potion, glowing with magic and mystery, so wildly sought after that many are left wandering the earth, crestfallen and empty-handed, until Clown Fruit season rolls around once more. It’s a maddening wait \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSO GRAB HIM WHILE WE HAVE HIM CONTAINED!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Long Running, Show-Stopping Scent from the Other Side: 10 Years!!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #b42d1c;\" class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/clown-fruit-collection\" title=\"Find the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow, back to the Greatest Shave On Earth!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat is Clown Fruit, and Why Should You Love It?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAh, Clown Fruit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e! Born nearly a decade ago from pure, unbridled experimentation! I was deep into old-school perfuming, scouring vintage texts and dusty apothecary cookbooks, hunting for forgotten recipes and ancient secrets. The techniques I found were as varied as they were intriguing, so I decided to give my own ideas a spin, mixing in a little alchemy from the brewing world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoon, I was tossing oak cubes into batches to capture that rich, aged quality, much like fine spirits in a cask. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe results?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e EPIC enough to make me invest in real oak barrels! But, the night came when I realized I needed something more…\u003cem\u003esomething mystical.\u003c\/em\u003e Enter absinthe, the Green Fairy herself! I added wormwood to the mix, bringing a whole new level of intrigue and atmosphere to the scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn short, these tweaks turned Clown Fruit into an intoxicating Frankenstein blend, a potion crafted from bits and pieces of everything magical and strange. It’s a madcap creation, with layers upon layers of character, and it’s one of our original scents that started us on a path of doing things very differently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNow, let's talk scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsinthe, the Green Fairy herself! No stranger to strange activity and the paranormal, this elixir has always had an air of mystery. Few dare drink its sweet, sinister taste in daylight, and you know there's a valid reason for that...but it escapes me, it’s probably best left to the shadows for now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then, we have the Elderberry. In pagan lore, the elder tree was revered, believed to possess powers of protection, dream-inducing magic, and healing. Elder wood, leaves, and berries were prized for warding off harm, hung over doorways, or placed in sacred spaces. Even the flowers were used in facial washes for good measure. But spend the night beneath an elder tree, they said, and you’d dream of the faerie lands. Yet, on the other hand, among Christian traditions, the elder became a symbol of sorrow and death. It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches. (clearly we've thought of everything. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe got you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe (un)Holy Oak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. Each of these deities commanded the rain, thunder, and lightning, and it’s no coincidence that the mighty oak drew lightning strikes more than any other tree. Was it low electrical resistance or something more magical? \u003cem\u003eWho’s to say? \u003c\/em\u003eBut this towering force became a symbol of raw power and divine connection, a bridge between earth and sky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Druids, with their deep reverence for nature, often conducted their rites in sacred oak groves, believing the tree to hold special magic. The word \u003cem\u003eDruid\u003c\/em\u003e itself likely means “men of the oaks,” and these wise mystics believed that mistletoe growing on an oak was a direct gift from the gods, placed there, perhaps, by a divine lightning strike. This blend of reverence and ritual is what, I believe,  we’ve captured in Clown Fruit. Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the \u003cstrong\u003eHotel Cecil Edition! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Cult Classic!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic\u003cem\u003e! \u003c\/em\u003eIf this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique, head turning frag all year long\u003cstrong\u003e! \u003c\/strong\u003eBut more importantly, once you let Clown Fruit into your house,\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Sleep With One Eye Open! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#9900ff\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave A Safe \u0026amp; Happy Halloween!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStar Jelly?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf an aftershave balm and alcohol based splash were to have a baby, our \u003cstrong\u003eStar Jelly Aftershave Formula\u003c\/strong\u003e would be their love child. Not to be confused with an alcohol free balm, meaning; this stuff still contains alcohol and a kiss of menthol to give you that classic splash feel at first. Then there is that familiar cool down we all know and love...but something more is going on, \u003cem\u003esomething cosmic!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike traditional balms, our Star Jelly absorbs rapidly into freshly shaven skin without any greasy, heavy feeling build up! Star Jelly leaves your skin moisturized and silky.  \u003cem\u003eA refreshing, alternative that you instantly will fall in love with! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat's Inside?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAllantoin: \u003c\/strong\u003ea naturally ocurring nitrogenous compound used as a skin conditioning agent. It can be derived from animals, however the allantoin we use is derived from plants.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaprylic\/Capric Triglycerides:\u003c\/strong\u003e from coconut oil and glycerin, it’s considered an excellent emollient. It’s included in cosmetics due to its mix of fatty acids that skin can use to resist moisture loss. This ingredient’s value for skin is made greater by the fact that it’s considered gentle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVegetable Glycerine:\u003c\/strong\u003e is derived from soy and is used in cosmetics and body care products to assist in retaining moisture. It is invaluable as a natural source ingredient with emollient like properties which can soften the skin. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIngredients: Deionized Water, Perfumers Alcohol, Caprylic\/Capric Triglycerides, Glycerin, Butylene Glycol, Caprylyl Methicone, Ammonium Acryloyldimethyltaurate\/VP Copolymer, Cetearyl Alcohol, Allantoin, Menthol, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Hexylene Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e150ml Amber Bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Mentholated","offer_id":39765259092016,"sku":"","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NON-Mentholated","offer_id":39765259124784,"sku":"","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/clown-fruit-star-jelly-aftershave-a-whole-new-species-of-aftershave-mentholated-or-menthol-free-5oz-546153.jpg?v=1759254960"},{"product_id":"son-of-clown-fruit-solid-cologne-contains-prickly-pear-oil-a-unique-absinthe-forward-fall-favorite","title":"Clown Fruit Solid Cologne | Contains Prickly Pear Oil | A Unique, Absinthe Forward Fall Favorite!","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFEAR Absolute.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eSTEP RIGHT UP,  STEP RIGHT UP SHAVE CADETS!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Give a raucous round of applause for the eerie, enchanting return of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCLOWN FRUIT!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eA strange, yet seductive potion, glowing with magic and mystery, so wildly sought after that many are left wandering the earth, crestfallen and empty-handed, until Clown Fruit season rolls around once more. It’s a maddening wait \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSO GRAB HIM WHILE WE HAVE HIM CONTAINED!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Long Running, Show-Stopping Scent from the Other Side: 10 Years!!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #b42d1c;\" class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/clown-fruit-collection\" title=\"Find the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow, back to the Greatest Shave On Earth!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat is Clown Fruit, and Why Should You Love It?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAh, Clown Fruit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e! Born nearly a decade ago from pure, unbridled experimentation! I was deep into old-school perfuming, scouring vintage texts and dusty apothecary cookbooks, hunting for forgotten recipes and ancient secrets. The techniques I found were as varied as they were intriguing, so I decided to give my own ideas a spin, mixing in a little alchemy from the brewing world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoon, I was tossing oak cubes into batches to capture that rich, aged quality, much like fine spirits in a cask. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe results?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e EPIC enough to make me invest in real oak barrels! But, the night came when I realized I needed something more…\u003cem\u003esomething mystical.\u003c\/em\u003e Enter absinthe, the Green Fairy herself! I added wormwood to the mix, bringing a whole new level of intrigue and atmosphere to the scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn short, these tweaks turned Clown Fruit into an intoxicating Frankenstein blend, a potion crafted from bits and pieces of everything magical and strange. It’s a madcap creation, with layers upon layers of character, and it’s one of our original scents that started us on a path of doing things very differently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNow, let's talk scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsinthe, the Green Fairy herself! No stranger to strange activity and the paranormal, this elixir has always had an air of mystery. Few dare drink its sweet, sinister taste in daylight, and you know there's a valid reason for that...but it escapes me, it’s probably best left to the shadows for now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then, we have the Elderberry. In pagan lore, the elder tree was revered, believed to possess powers of protection, dream-inducing magic, and healing. Elder wood, leaves, and berries were prized for warding off harm, hung over doorways, or placed in sacred spaces. Even the flowers were used in facial washes for good measure. But spend the night beneath an elder tree, they said, and you’d dream of the faerie lands. Yet, on the other hand, among Christian traditions, the elder became a symbol of sorrow and death. It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches. (clearly we've thought of everything. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe got you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe (un)Holy Oak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. Each of these deities commanded the rain, thunder, and lightning, and it’s no coincidence that the mighty oak drew lightning strikes more than any other tree. Was it low electrical resistance or something more magical? \u003cem\u003eWho’s to say? \u003c\/em\u003eBut this towering force became a symbol of raw power and divine connection, a bridge between earth and sky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Druids, with their deep reverence for nature, often conducted their rites in sacred oak groves, believing the tree to hold special magic. The word \u003cem\u003eDruid\u003c\/em\u003e itself likely means “men of the oaks,” and these wise mystics believed that mistletoe growing on an oak was a direct gift from the gods, placed there, perhaps, by a divine lightning strike. This blend of reverence and ritual is what, I believe,  we’ve captured in Clown Fruit. Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the \u003cstrong\u003eHotel Cecil Edition! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Cult Classic!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic\u003cem\u003e! \u003c\/em\u003eIf this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique, head turning frag all year long\u003cstrong\u003e! \u003c\/strong\u003eBut more importantly, once you let Clown Fruit into your house,\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Sleep With One Eye Open! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#9900ff\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave A Safe \u0026amp; Happy Halloween!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eNow...How DO I Use Solid Cologne?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRub a finger across the top of the solid cologne and apply it to the pulse points \u0026amp; hot spots: wrists, neck, inside of elbow, behind the ears, and heart. You can also use in the beard, moustache or hair. Reapply through the day or whenever yo need a pick me up!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1.5 Oz Heavy Duty Glass Jar \u0026amp; Bakelite Cap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeeswax, Shea Oil Jojoba oil, Prickly Pear Oil, Fragrance \u0026amp; Rosemary Extract\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade in Arizona, USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eNet Wt. 1.5 oz.\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31004697264176,"sku":"","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/clown-fruit-solid-cologne-contains-prickly-pear-oil-a-unique-absinthe-forward-fall-favorite-633940.jpg?v=1759254961"},{"product_id":"son-of-clown-fruit-conditioning-shampoo-puck-a-phenomenal-fall-scent","title":"Clown Fruit Conditioning Shampoo Puck | A Freaky Fall Scent!","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFEAR Absolute.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eSTEP RIGHT UP,  STEP RIGHT UP SHAVE CADETS!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Give a raucous round of applause for the eerie, enchanting return of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCLOWN FRUIT!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eA strange, yet seductive potion, glowing with magic and mystery, so wildly sought after that many are left wandering the earth, crestfallen and empty-handed, until Clown Fruit season rolls around once more. It’s a maddening wait \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSO GRAB HIM WHILE WE HAVE HIM CONTAINED!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Long Running, Show-Stopping Scent from the Other Side: 10 Years!!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #b42d1c;\" class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/clown-fruit-collection\" title=\"Find the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow, back to the Greatest Shave On Earth!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat is Clown Fruit, and Why Should You Love It?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAh, Clown Fruit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e! Born nearly a decade ago from pure, unbridled experimentation! I was deep into old-school perfuming, scouring vintage texts and dusty apothecary cookbooks, hunting for forgotten recipes and ancient secrets. The techniques I found were as varied as they were intriguing, so I decided to give my own ideas a spin, mixing in a little alchemy from the brewing world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoon, I was tossing oak cubes into batches to capture that rich, aged quality, much like fine spirits in a cask. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe results?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e EPIC enough to make me invest in real oak barrels! But, the night came when I realized I needed something more…\u003cem\u003esomething mystical.\u003c\/em\u003e Enter absinthe, the Green Fairy herself! I added wormwood to the mix, bringing a whole new level of intrigue and atmosphere to the scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn short, these tweaks turned Clown Fruit into an intoxicating Frankenstein blend, a potion crafted from bits and pieces of everything magical and strange. It’s a madcap creation, with layers upon layers of character, and it’s one of our original scents that started us on a path of doing things very differently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNow, let's talk scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsinthe, the Green Fairy herself! No stranger to strange activity and the paranormal, this elixir has always had an air of mystery. Few dare drink its sweet, sinister taste in daylight, and you know there's a valid reason for that...but it escapes me, it’s probably best left to the shadows for now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then, we have the Elderberry. In pagan lore, the elder tree was revered, believed to possess powers of protection, dream-inducing magic, and healing. Elder wood, leaves, and berries were prized for warding off harm, hung over doorways, or placed in sacred spaces. Even the flowers were used in facial washes for good measure. But spend the night beneath an elder tree, they said, and you’d dream of the faerie lands. Yet, on the other hand, among Christian traditions, the elder became a symbol of sorrow and death. It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches. (clearly we've thought of everything. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe got you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe (un)Holy Oak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. Each of these deities commanded the rain, thunder, and lightning, and it’s no coincidence that the mighty oak drew lightning strikes more than any other tree. Was it low electrical resistance or something more magical? \u003cem\u003eWho’s to say? \u003c\/em\u003eBut this towering force became a symbol of raw power and divine connection, a bridge between earth and sky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Druids, with their deep reverence for nature, often conducted their rites in sacred oak groves, believing the tree to hold special magic. The word \u003cem\u003eDruid\u003c\/em\u003e itself likely means “men of the oaks,” and these wise mystics believed that mistletoe growing on an oak was a direct gift from the gods, placed there, perhaps, by a divine lightning strike. This blend of reverence and ritual is what, I believe,  we’ve captured in Clown Fruit. Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the \u003cstrong\u003eHotel Cecil Edition! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Cult Classic!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic\u003cem\u003e! \u003c\/em\u003eIf this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique, head turning frag all year long\u003cstrong\u003e! \u003c\/strong\u003eBut more importantly, once you let Clown Fruit into your house,\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Sleep With One Eye Open! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#9900ff\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave A Safe \u0026amp; Happy Halloween!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe perfect hair care solution for travel and camping! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside each of our conditioning shampoo pucks you will find Yucca Root \u0026amp; Cider Vinegar! Apple cider vinegar (ACV) has long been used as a natural hair care product to promote healthy hair in both men and woman. Its acidity is close to that of natural hair, it's a great conditioner and excellent natural cleaning agent. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNet wt 3.5 oz (100 g) | Packaged in Biodegradable Wrapper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGlycerin, Purified Water, Propylene Glycol, Polyquaternium 7, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice Powder, Cider Vinegar, Yucca Root, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laurate, Essential Oil\/ Fragrance \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements","offers":[{"title":"Shampoo No Container","offer_id":31004710404144,"sku":"","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shampoo With Container","offer_id":31004710436912,"sku":"","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/clown-fruit-conditioning-shampoo-puck-a-freaky-fall-scent-151513.jpg?v=1759254963"},{"product_id":"son-of-clown-fruit-moroccan-argan-oil-body-soap-a-phenomenal-fall-scent","title":"Clown Fruit Moroccan Argan Oil Body Soap | A Freaky Fall Scent!","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFEAR Absolute.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eSTEP RIGHT UP,  STEP RIGHT UP SHAVE CADETS!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Give a raucous round of applause for the eerie, enchanting return of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCLOWN FRUIT!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eA strange, yet seductive potion, glowing with magic and mystery, so wildly sought after that many are left wandering the earth, crestfallen and empty-handed, until Clown Fruit season rolls around once more. It’s a maddening wait \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSO GRAB HIM WHILE WE HAVE HIM CONTAINED!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Long Running, Show-Stopping Scent from the Other Side: 10 Years!!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #b42d1c;\" class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/clown-fruit-collection\" title=\"Find the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow, back to the Greatest Shave On Earth!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat is Clown Fruit, and Why Should You Love It?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAh, Clown Fruit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e! Born nearly a decade ago from pure, unbridled experimentation! I was deep into old-school perfuming, scouring vintage texts and dusty apothecary cookbooks, hunting for forgotten recipes and ancient secrets. The techniques I found were as varied as they were intriguing, so I decided to give my own ideas a spin, mixing in a little alchemy from the brewing world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoon, I was tossing oak cubes into batches to capture that rich, aged quality, much like fine spirits in a cask. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe results?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e EPIC enough to make me invest in real oak barrels! But, the night came when I realized I needed something more…\u003cem\u003esomething mystical.\u003c\/em\u003e Enter absinthe, the Green Fairy herself! I added wormwood to the mix, bringing a whole new level of intrigue and atmosphere to the scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn short, these tweaks turned Clown Fruit into an intoxicating Frankenstein blend, a potion crafted from bits and pieces of everything magical and strange. It’s a madcap creation, with layers upon layers of character, and it’s one of our original scents that started us on a path of doing things very differently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNow, let's talk scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsinthe, the Green Fairy herself! No stranger to strange activity and the paranormal, this elixir has always had an air of mystery. Few dare drink its sweet, sinister taste in daylight, and you know there's a valid reason for that...but it escapes me, it’s probably best left to the shadows for now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then, we have the Elderberry. In pagan lore, the elder tree was revered, believed to possess powers of protection, dream-inducing magic, and healing. Elder wood, leaves, and berries were prized for warding off harm, hung over doorways, or placed in sacred spaces. Even the flowers were used in facial washes for good measure. But spend the night beneath an elder tree, they said, and you’d dream of the faerie lands. Yet, on the other hand, among Christian traditions, the elder became a symbol of sorrow and death. It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches. (clearly we've thought of everything. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe got you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe (un)Holy Oak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. Each of these deities commanded the rain, thunder, and lightning, and it’s no coincidence that the mighty oak drew lightning strikes more than any other tree. Was it low electrical resistance or something more magical? \u003cem\u003eWho’s to say? \u003c\/em\u003eBut this towering force became a symbol of raw power and divine connection, a bridge between earth and sky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Druids, with their deep reverence for nature, often conducted their rites in sacred oak groves, believing the tree to hold special magic. The word \u003cem\u003eDruid\u003c\/em\u003e itself likely means “men of the oaks,” and these wise mystics believed that mistletoe growing on an oak was a direct gift from the gods, placed there, perhaps, by a divine lightning strike. This blend of reverence and ritual is what, I believe,  we’ve captured in Clown Fruit. Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the \u003cstrong\u003eHotel Cecil Edition! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Cult Classic!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic\u003cem\u003e! \u003c\/em\u003eIf this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique, head turning frag all year long\u003cstrong\u003e! \u003c\/strong\u003eBut more importantly, once you let Clown Fruit into your house,\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Sleep With One Eye Open! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#9900ff\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave A Safe \u0026amp; Happy Halloween!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 1.4em;\"\u003e You're gonna absolutely love this no BS, manly, 5 oz bar of awesome! A Super Luxurious, Rich bar of man soap that leaves your skin silky smooth and scented how you like it! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 1.4em;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 1.4em;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5 oz Bar Soap -\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaged in Biodegradable Wrapper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 1.4em;\"\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGlucitol\u003cspan\u003e, Coconut Oil, Propylene Glycol, Stearic Acid, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Argan Oil, Kokum Butter, Silk Amino Acids, Bamboo Extract, Sunflower Extract, Aloe Leaf Extract, Carrageenan Extract, Marshmallow Root Extract.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31004718661680,"sku":"","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/clown-fruit-moroccan-argan-oil-body-soap-a-freaky-fall-scent-754810.jpg?v=1759254964"},{"product_id":"son-of-clown-fruit-eau-de-parfum-edp-a-phenomenal-fall-seasonal-scent-30-ml","title":"Clown Fruit Eau De Parfum (EDP) | Steeped in Wormwood \u0026 Hungarian Oak | 30 Ml","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacco Absolute, \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFEAR Absolute.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eSTEP RIGHT UP,  STEP RIGHT UP SHAVE CADETS!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Give a raucous round of applause for the eerie, enchanting return of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCLOWN FRUIT!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eA strange, yet seductive potion, glowing with magic and mystery, so wildly sought after that many are left wandering the earth, crestfallen and empty-handed, until Clown Fruit season rolls around once more. It’s a maddening wait \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSO GRAB HIM WHILE WE HAVE HIM CONTAINED!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Long Running, Show-Stopping Scent from the Other Side: 10 Years!!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #b42d1c;\" class=\"button\" href=\"https:\/\/phoenixartisanaccoutrements.com\/collections\/clown-fruit-collection\" title=\"Find the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFind the ENTIRE Clown Fruit Collection Here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow, back to the Greatest Shave On Earth!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat is Clown Fruit, and Why Should You Love It?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAh, Clown Fruit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e! Born nearly a decade ago from pure, unbridled experimentation! I was deep into old-school perfuming, scouring vintage texts and dusty apothecary cookbooks, hunting for forgotten recipes and ancient secrets. The techniques I found were as varied as they were intriguing, so I decided to give my own ideas a spin, mixing in a little alchemy from the brewing world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoon, I was tossing oak cubes into batches to capture that rich, aged quality, much like fine spirits in a cask. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe results?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e EPIC enough to make me invest in real oak barrels! But, the night came when I realized I needed something more…\u003cem\u003esomething mystical.\u003c\/em\u003e Enter absinthe, the Green Fairy herself! I added wormwood to the mix, bringing a whole new level of intrigue and atmosphere to the scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn short, these tweaks turned Clown Fruit into an intoxicating Frankenstein blend, a potion crafted from bits and pieces of everything magical and strange. It’s a madcap creation, with layers upon layers of character, and it’s one of our original scents that started us on a path of doing things very differently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNow, let's talk scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsinthe, the Green Fairy herself! No stranger to strange activity and the paranormal, this elixir has always had an air of mystery. Few dare drink its sweet, sinister taste in daylight, and you know there's a valid reason for that...but it escapes me, it’s probably best left to the shadows for now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then, we have the Elderberry. In pagan lore, the elder tree was revered, believed to possess powers of protection, dream-inducing magic, and healing. Elder wood, leaves, and berries were prized for warding off harm, hung over doorways, or placed in sacred spaces. Even the flowers were used in facial washes for good measure. But spend the night beneath an elder tree, they said, and you’d dream of the faerie lands. Yet, on the other hand, among Christian traditions, the elder became a symbol of sorrow and death. It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches. (clearly we've thought of everything. \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewe got you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"isPasted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe (un)Holy Oak\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. Each of these deities commanded the rain, thunder, and lightning, and it’s no coincidence that the mighty oak drew lightning strikes more than any other tree. Was it low electrical resistance or something more magical? \u003cem\u003eWho’s to say? \u003c\/em\u003eBut this towering force became a symbol of raw power and divine connection, a bridge between earth and sky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Druids, with their deep reverence for nature, often conducted their rites in sacred oak groves, believing the tree to hold special magic. The word \u003cem\u003eDruid\u003c\/em\u003e itself likely means “men of the oaks,” and these wise mystics believed that mistletoe growing on an oak was a direct gift from the gods, placed there, perhaps, by a divine lightning strike. This blend of reverence and ritual is what, I believe,  we’ve captured in Clown Fruit. Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the \u003cstrong\u003eHotel Cecil Edition! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Cult Classic!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic\u003cem\u003e! \u003c\/em\u003eIf this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique, head turning frag all year long\u003cstrong\u003e! \u003c\/strong\u003eBut more importantly, once you let Clown Fruit into your house,\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Sleep With One Eye Open! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#9900ff\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave A Safe \u0026amp; Happy Halloween!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e30 ml Bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eIngredients: Denatured Alcohol, Essential\/Resins\/Fragrance Oil, Steeped in Wormwood and Hungarian Oak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Shaving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31005143728176,"sku":"","price":49.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/5884\/files\/clown-fruit-eau-de-parfum-edp-steeped-in-wormwood-hungarian-oak-30-ml-957384.jpg?v=1759254967"},{"product_id":"clown-fruit-vinyl-bubble-free-stickers-available-in-3-sizes","title":"Clown Fruit Vinyl Bubble-Free Stickers | Available in 3 Sizes","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. 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